Friends Tearfully Loot Gamer's Corpse at Funeral to Pay Respects

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Friends of Paul Wesley came together to share stories about the deceased, comfort one another, and rummage around the corpse for any valuable items....

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Supporter15 months ago

The things that are common in games and video games are so comical when you put them into real life.  I always think about Link running around going into homes and just smashing pots.  Like, wouldn't the owner of the house be like, what the heck man?  That's my stuff.  I don't even know you.

You just smash up his house and he gracefully talks to you and gives you information.  

Supporter15 months ago

So true. Or how enemies im video games are carrying around random stuff. That they should have no business carrying. 

Supporter15 months ago

I also like how the main character always has 50+lbs of weapons and he can just grab whatever he wants without the inconvenience of having them in his person.

Supporter15 months ago

That’s how it works in real life...?

Supporter15 months ago

Hahaha!

Premium User15 months ago

Given the various ways we deal with grief and the diversity of meaningful ways to remember and process the passing of a loved one I think this is a nice tradition although it certainly diverges from our norms of funeral etiquette.  I think if I were to want my friends to grief in these various ways I'd print my wishes ahead of time if able for the sake of those from a different era.  Perhaps finishing the dungeon funeral then looting the corpse ;) 

Supporter15 months ago

Lol. 

I think you might want the Healer in the group to be sacrificed for failure to fulfill his duties. 

15 months ago

Haha that’s hilarious 

Premium User15 months ago

“F,” said another friend, Steven Maron, wiping away tears.

So good, lol

Supporter15 months ago

lol this part got me.